RATLINKS: Grand Opening September
Exploring the National Parks Redux
Welcome back readers to the September edition of Ratlinks and a Happy Labor Day to all the trabajadores out there.
This month’s edition focuses on two of America’s greatest national parks: Grand Teton and Yellowstone
NATIONAL PARKS: AMERICA'S BEST IDEA
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
— Teddy Roosevelt
This past month my family went west young man to visit two of America’s finest national parks: Yellowstone and Grand Teton. Putting us at 14 out of 46
Long-time Ratlinks readers may remember issue #9 from Sept 2019 discussing a visit to Utah’s National Parks.
WHAT ARE NATIONAL PARKS?
For those who are unaware President Teddy Roosevelt invented the National Park System after becoming president in 1901, Roosevelt used his authority to protect wildlife and public lands by creating the United States Forest Service (USFS) and establishing 150 national forests, 51 federal bird reserves, 4 national game preserves, 5 national parks, and 18 national monuments by enabling the 1906 American Antiquities Act.
Today there are 63 national parks across 31 states with the newest national park being New River Gorge National Park in West Virginia established on Dec. 27, 2020.
OLD FAITHFUL
A vibrant tapestry of sights and sounds. Yellowstone is a legendary park that has captivated the hearts of adventurers from around the globe. Brace yourself for an extraordinary journey through a land where geysers erupt, hot springs steam, and wildlife roams freely.
As you venture into Yellowstone's captivating landscapes, prepare to have your senses electrified. Geysers, those mystical natural marvels, reign supreme here. More than 10,000 geysers grace this land, proudly displaying their awesome power. Among them, the legendary Old Faithful sends torrents of scalding water rocketing into the sky every 90 minutes.
Imagine wandering through this picturesque landscape, encountering herds of bison roaming freely, their massive frames a testament to their strength and resilience. Elk graze peacefully in meadows, their antlers reaching for the heavens. Wolves, elusive and mysterious, impart an aura of intrigue to the vast expanse. Catch a glimpse of a soaring bald eagle in flight, or witness a bear frolicking among the trees potentially high on cocaine all unforgettable moments that etch themselves into the depths of your memory.
In Yellowstone National Park, adventure awaits at every turn, promising a treasure trove of experiences that will revive your soul, ignite your curiosity, and awaken your sense of wonder. So, journey to this mesmerizing frontier, where the extraordinary becomes the norm, and let the magic of Yellowstone leave an indelible mark on your spirit.
GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER
Nestled within the breathtaking expanse of Yellowstone National Park, where nature's grandeur knows no bounds, lies an intriguing legal conundrum that has captivated legal scholars and ignited public curiosity.
Welcome to the enigmatic “Yellowstone Zone of Death” – a peculiar loophole in American law that challenges our understanding of justice and legal jurisdiction.
Situated primarily in Wyoming, part of the park also extends into Montana and Idaho. The U.S. Constitution mandates that criminal trials take place in the state and federal district where the crime was committed. However, due to legislation ambiguities, a small portion of the park, approximately 50 square miles, falls within the boundaries of Idaho.
Herein lies the perplexing situation: In this isolated "Zone of Death," the jurisdiction of Idaho's federal district court holds no power to conduct criminal trials, as the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right to a jury composed of residents from the state where the crime occurred. Consequently, any individual accused of committing a serious crime within this specific area cannot be constitutionally prosecuted.
Let’s say two campers – John and Bob – get into a scuffle in the “Zone of Death” area, and John kills Bob. The District Court of Wyoming has jurisdiction over all of Yellowstone National Park, including the Idaho and Montana portions.
So John has committed a crime in the District of Wyoming, the only district court that includes lands in multiple states. Under the Sixth Amendment, he can invoke the right to a trial by a jury of his peers – in this case, those residing in the Idaho portion of the Wyoming District Court.
Here’s the issue - nobody lives there and there’s no constitutional provision for a trial by a jury of buffalo. Since a jury cannot be formed, John would walk away a free man. (Source: Faustone Bohn Attorneys At Law)
It is essential to note that despite the attention the Zone of Death has garnered, there have been no documented cases of serious crimes committed within this specific area. Nevertheless, the existence of this legal loophole raises thought-provoking questions and is an interesting place for wiseguys to take care of business.
LOOK AT THOSE GRAND TETONS
Nestled in the heartland of Wyoming's wild frontier lies a land of breathtaking beauty, untamed wilderness, and adventure waiting to be discovered. Grand Teton National Park, is a true masterpiece of nature that captivates visitors with its rugged peaks, pristine lakes, and awe-inspiring vistas. Prepare to be enchanted by the grandeur of the Teton Range. Majestic and commanding, these towering peaks rise dramatically from the valley floor, reaching heights that seem to pierce the sky. Their snow-capped summits offer a majestic backdrop, creating a visual symphony of jagged beauty.
Scenic drives winding through the park open windows into a world where nature reigns supreme. Along the Teton Park Road, sweeping vistas unfold, revealing a panorama that will leave you in awe. The Snake River, with its meandering course, flows gently through the valley, mirroring the reflection of the breathtaking peaks. As the sun dips below the horizon, painting the sky in vibrant hues, the ethereal glow casts a spell upon the landscape, setting the stage for unforgettable moments.
But Grand Teton National Park offers more than just scenic beauty; it beckons adventure seekers with endless possibilities. Lace up your hiking boots and embark on trails that traverse lush forests, meadows brimming with wildflowers, and alpine terrain that challenges even the most intrepid explorers. Immerse yourself in the natural wonder of Cascade Canyon or tackle the exhilarating but rewarding climb up to Hidden Falls.
Nestled in the heart of Wyoming amidst the stunning backdrop of the Teton Range, Downtown Jackson Hole exudes a unique blend of Old West charm and contemporary flair. This vibrant town offers a captivating tapestry of experiences and attractions that enthrall visitors from near and far. Step into the bustling streets and immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of this enchanting destination.
Jackson Hole Town Square serves as the beating heart of the downtown area. Surrounded by iconic arches made from elk antlers, this central plaza sets the stage for community gatherings, live entertainment, and vibrant festivals. Take a leisurely stroll and soak in the atmosphere as local artists display their works, street musicians fill the air with tunes, and visitors and locals mingle in the welcoming ambiance.
If you time your trip right you can coincide with The Jackson Hole Economic Symposium an annual conference hosted by the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City. The symposium brings together central bankers, policymakers, academics, and economists from around the world to discuss economic issues and policy options.
Unfortunately, my family visited Jackson only a few weeks before the 2023 symposium robbing us from discussing "Structural Shifts in the Global Economy" and missing out on seeing Fed Chair Jay Powell ride a mechanical bull in an attempt to break his predecessor Janet Yellen’s record. Fun fact: Chair Yellen's ride topped the long-standing record previously held by Chair Arthur Burns in 1978.
